Krusty Sheets – My Dick Got Stuck In An Elevator

Wake up in the morning, make a quick coffee
Start up my car, I’m headed for the mall
Pull up in the spot and adjust the gear
Everything seemed like it was all clear
Walkin’ all through, I shop at a shoe store
Buy shoes, just so I can buy more
I cash out make another stop
Saw somethin’ nice at the gift shop
Purchase is made, day comin’ to an end
Gotta get home and hang with some friends
The rest of the day could have been a blur
If I didn’t know what was to occur
Elevator comes up back to the max
I don’t wanna wait, I need to relax
I push on it, go through the door
Probably ‘cause a lady that she adore
She rеaches around rubbin’ up my leg
Don’t pop a boner whеre my head okay

?
don’t listen, it starts to get big
Erection the door closes on my dick
Panic and scream “the door can’t close”
My dicks gettin’ squeezed, everybody knows
Door opens up someone hits the alarm
I get away before I cause any harm
Runnin’ away yeah skippin in my shack
And after that day I’ve never been back

Chorus

My dick got stuck in an elevator
My dick got stuck in an elevator
Sittin’ here thinkin’ bout it later
Sweatin’ like I’m on the equator
My dick got stuck in an elevator
My dick got stuck in an elevator
Sittin’ here thinkin’ bout it later
Sweatin’ like I’m on the equator