Drawn Together – Being a Hero

Being a hero, it’s hard
Being a hero, it’s hard all the time
Super-human powers, you’d think it’s easy
But being pretty much invincible is not what it seems to be
Being a hero, it’s hard

‘Cause there’s an unbelievably endless stream of poontang
It’s like you’re a tapioca factory running 24 hours a day
And even if you stop for a second to foil some kind of robbery or something
You find yourself in public wearing tights with a woodie that won’t go away

Being a hero, it’s hard
And also it can be difficult dealing with the stress of knowing
That there are hundreds of hardened criminals trying to kill you at any given moment
With death beams and horridly sadistic torture devices that only the sickest mind can ever imagine
And your fucked up dysfunctional family doesn’t understand, no matter how many times you save the world, it can never be enough for daddy
And for every good deed you do there’s a thousand evil deeds that go unchecked
And the human race is doomed to a self-made armageddon

But mostly it’s hard
‘Cause of all the pussy